HetaNEXT: at best at worst

Just found this:
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holy shit these are all accurate so let me try

Honda Momo (Libra)
Momo at her best: *sings entire musical soundtrack*
Momo at her worst: "Nobody loves me. You don't love me. He doesn't love me. My daddy doesn't love me. My dog doesn't love me. My goldfish doesn't even love me."

David Kirkland (Virgo)
David at his best: *chuckles pleasantly*
David at his worst: "Please excuse me while I go to clean my room and die."

Roger D. Jones (Leo)
Roger at his best: "Oh wow, everything's beautiful."
Roger at his worst: "I'M SUCH A FUCK UP"

Boris Braginsky (Aquarius)
Boris at his best: "Holy crap! Everything's fun and I love it!"
Boris at his worst: "I'm moving to Mars."

Derick Beilschmidt (Capricorn)
Derick at his best: "I hate all of you." *grins*
Derick at his worst: "I HATE ALL OF YOU." *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*

Mirabelle Bonnefoy (Scorpio)
Mirabelle at her best: "I'm a goddess. My life is perfect."
Mirabelle at her worst: "I fucking hate myself."

Lucia Fernandez Peeters (Taurus)
Lucia at her best: "Let's have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone! I love all of you!"
Lucia at her worst: "My life's over." *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal*

Emilio Vargas (Aries)
Emilio at his best: "I love everyone! Let's all gather for a group picture!"
Emilio at his worst: "I hate all of you and this time I'm going to shoot you all, but not with my camera."

Rudolph Edelstein (Taurus)
Rudolph at his best: "I'm gonna conquer this world NOW."
Rudolph at his worst: *thirteen Stellas, six shoots, seven Jell-o shooters, two beer bongs of Mad Dog, three bottles of cooking sherry, one fifth of Everclear, and a pint of shitty home-distilled moonshine*

Rodi Edelstein (Gemini)
Rodi at his best: *inhales and exhales in contentment* "I love being me."
Rodi at his worst: "You know I could kill you?"

Gerhard Oxenstierna (Cancer)
Gerhard at his best: "Oh God, you're all so amazing. Thank you everyone. I love you all." *gives gifts*
Gerhard at his worst: "BACK OFF." *hellish distorted voice*

Viorica Albescu (Pisces)
Viorica at her best: "Each and every one of you are special."
Viorica at her worst: *summons forth Hoa, The Understanding* "She is the innocent cruelty of children, and you will know she's upon you when language loses all meaning."

Im Hwan Yoong (Sagittarius)
Hwan Yoong at his best: "Heheheheh." *does something stupid* "Wow, I'm HILARIOUS."
Hwan Yoong at his worst: *shoots you with a gun and dance atop your bullet-ridden carcass*